Captain Kobe 's definitions
Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.
by Captain Kobe February 2, 2025
Get the Poseidonmug.