Captain Jack Nasty's definitions

Dirty Unicorn

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.

Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.

by Captain Jack Nasty May 30, 2017

Sextubate

Sextubate, derived from the word intubate - which is to place tube in trachea for the purposes of establishing airway and ventilating. Sextubate is the act of placing penis into trachea to block airway during a blowjob.

Michael sextubated Madison, she choked, and she liked it.

by Captain Jack Nasty June 3, 2017