Captain Damage's definitions

Ganderplus

To examine more closely, having had previously examined.

"Phil, you may want to ganderplus that blender when you get a chance, Kathy says it was acting up again last night."

by Captain Damage December 17, 2008

Portensibly

generally speculative; more conjectural than purportedly and ostensibly

"Due to the recent economic downturn, even popular actor Forest Whitaker has been seen double-dipping at the nacho bar, portensibly."

by Captain Damage October 15, 2009