Captain Damage's definitions

Portensibly

generally speculative; more conjectural than purportedly and ostensibly

"Due to the recent economic downturn, even popular actor Forest Whitaker has been seen double-dipping at the nacho bar, portensibly."

by Captain Damage October 15, 2009

Ganderplus

To examine more closely, having had previously examined.

"Phil, you may want to ganderplus that blender when you get a chance, Kathy says it was acting up again last night."

by Captain Damage December 17, 2008