Captain Cuck's definitions

taeyion

A major cucklord who won’t graduate until they’re 27. Usually looks like an ape & can be found eating bananas. Heads are shaped like cancer cells.

Your never going to graduate you Taeyion

by Captain cuck May 4, 2018

gelaphant

A giant elephant with a pyramid on thy back

Wow look to your left, what is that? Oh shit that’s just another gelaphant.

by Captain Cuck May 1, 2021