Captain Cancer Lumps's definitions

the ginger burns

The Ginger Burns is the side effect caused by having furious anal sex with a member of ginger decent. It happens when the ginger in question and the receiver of said anal simultaneously cum, causing the said anal victim to receive high velocity burn marks down both butt cheeks and backs of their thighs.

When Max was asked how he got those marks, he stated that he had a bad case of The Ginger Burns.

by Captain Cancer Lumps December 12, 2016