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Phomo

Derived from the nouns phone and mongole. Noun - person who's phone shows more than 2 hours screen on time, thus rendering them unable to achieve normal human communication.

Noun - dribbling idiot who spends far too much time on their devices. When questioned on any topic a phomo will spew out ideas they have read. They have no original thoughts or opinions of their own.
"today 600 phomos died worldwide because they were using their phones whilst driving".
by Captain Brashard July 6, 2018
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