1 definition by Captain Ainsley
Jovial young gentleman driven to acts of biblical evil by dyslexic young children sending him hundreds of thousands of Christmas lists. Jeez guys.
Child: Ugg that guy Satan used to be cool until that Christmas letter incident...
Dyslexic Child: Ah carp.
Dyslexic Child: Ah carp.
by Captain Ainsley April 11, 2015