anger wank

The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.

Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.

by Captain//Fantastic September 16, 2008

Judd Nelson

A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Silent Bob and later given a cameo in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.

Jay: Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh.

by Captain//Fantastic September 17, 2008