3 definition by Capt. Underpants

Dude 1: Dude, I think you butt dialed me, all I heard was static and muffled conversation for like 10 minutes.
Dude 2: Dude, that must have been a dick dial, I carry my phone in my front pocket.

Dude 1: Damn, you should see the receptionist at the client I went to today!

Dude 2: Is she work hot?

Dude 1: No, she's hot hot!

Dude 2: Nice! I'm gonna go perform some "emergency maintenance" on her PC!

I was going to throw that old t-shirt away but I decided to chachinate it instead so I can look super cool.

Dude, you totally chachinated that shirt - I wish I was as cool as you!