1 definition by Capt Sassypants

1. Of very poor quality; highly inferior.
2. Contemptible; despicable.
3. Unfortunate; unpleasant.
4. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable.
5. Incompetent; inept.
6. Trivial; insignificant.
7. Drunk
"I wanted to drive all the way to the city, but my car is way too sooty."

or

"I drank so much last night and got so sooty I peed on my dog."
by Capt Sassypants November 13, 2009
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