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When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."
by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009
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