Definitions by Cap'n Crack

Cap'n Crunch 

This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.

My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"

Cap'n Crunch by Cap'n Crack July 5, 2003