Cannibalistic Taco's definitions

Forever

Around 72 days for most celebrities.

Chris: I'll love you forever.
*72 days later*
Chris: Nice knowing you!
Kim: See ya jackass!

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

Shobbing

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

Eye Sweat

Crying without wanting to say you are crying. Usually used to sound more "manly" by males. Kind of like using the excuse of "allergies"

Sally: Are you crying?
Bob: No, it's just eye sweat.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 30, 2012