Eye Sweat

Crying without wanting to say you are crying. Usually used to sound more "manly" by males. Kind of like using the excuse of "allergies"

Sally: Are you crying?
Bob: No, it's just eye sweat.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 30, 2012

Shobbing

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

Forever

Around 72 days for most celebrities.

Chris: I'll love you forever.
*72 days later*
Chris: Nice knowing you!
Kim: See ya jackass!

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012