jimmy

to constantly spill or dribble coffee without rhyme or reason

I was just raising the cup to my lips and pulled a jimmy all over my lap

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

violent haircut

1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory

2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken

1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"

2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"

15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

goat fed

to perform felatio from a position liken to that of a suckling baby goat

"c'mere, pat, it's time to be goat fed!"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006