Candy Muffinbaker's definitions

old goat

An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.

Pat: "come here you old goat and have a hot dog"
Mike: "mnn..I don't like hot dogs!!...or do I?"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

rabbit

to runaway; to leave quickly, to get going.

"Dude, this soup tastes like shit, I'm gonna rabbit!"

GF: "Hey, do you want to come upstairs for some breakfast?"
BF: "Naw, I can't, my Mom's waiting on me, I gotta rabbit."
GF: "But you're 35!!!"
(phone rings)
BF: "Yay! that's her calling me now! See ya!"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

ass massacre

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.

My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006