Definitions by Candy Kidman & DyOH

ddonkomong 

1. tight, little butthole browneye; 2. used by the sophistafunk few as a term of endearment

"Damn, that biz got a hairy pink ddonkomong wif little crevices that have little brown dookies jammed up in dem!"

"Hey, little ddonkomong!"

ddonkomong by Candy Kidman & DyOH February 17, 2005