Definitions by Camille the Coum Girl

dance 

To masturbate. Inspired partly from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself" and the end of the Fountains Of Wayne video for "Stacy's Mom". "He was BEATING OFF?! I thought he was dancing!"

Fun to listen to pop songs with this meaning in mind.

"Dance with me!"

"I was dancing REALLY hard to Ministry earlier. I got a headache."

dance by Camille the Coum Girl November 9, 2005