dance

To masturbate. Inspired partly from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself" and the end of the Fountains Of Wayne video for "Stacy's Mom". "He was BEATING OFF?! I thought he was dancing!"

Fun to listen to pop songs with this meaning in mind.

"Dance with me!"

"I was dancing REALLY hard to Ministry earlier. I got a headache."

by Camille the Coum Girl October 25, 2005