Calypso, the great dane's definitions

breadbasket

(1): A situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who does not have any intention of engaging in intercourse with him.
(2): A situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who he should not engage in intercourse with, due to her low level of physical attractiveness, or other unredeeming qualities.

Dino observed crampson buying a drink for a hideous girl at the bar. As he walked by this bad decision waiting to happen, all he could manage to say was "nice breadbasket".

by Calypso, the great dane September 24, 2014

kive

To have an intimate relationship with someone who is below you in terms of physical attractiveness.

Anthony looked around nervously as the obese girl sat on his lap. Kieran assured him that none of their friends were around, and that he should keep calm and kive on.

by Calypso, the great dane September 24, 2014