Bishmite

A person who is renowned for constantly getting pwned by other for no real reason, (especially by Burkites), lacking the ability to pwn, being less equal than everyone else and failing at everything they do.
Hapless Bishmite: Just because I'm a Bishmite doesn't mean u can just send me to the GULAG! for no reason at all!
Burkesaurus PHD: Actually it's because you're a Bishmite that you WILL be sent to the GULAG! (shoves down a flight of stairs) PWNED!!!!
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Burkite

A person who is renowned for constantly pwning for no real reason, (especially Bishmites), being more equal than everyone else and generally doing whatever they want.
Hapless Bishmite: You can't just give me a D- when my partner got an an A+
Dr Burke PHD: I'm a Burkite, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
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