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A) God got lazy and said to adam and eve;
"make your own god damn human race"
and so adam said; what the heck!
and jabbed his cock into eve.
B) Someone in evalution decided to get lucky and relieve some stress.
C) what were you expecting; some long ass sexy story? wait, why are you even looking this up?...
"make your own god damn human race"
and so adam said; what the heck!
and jabbed his cock into eve.
B) Someone in evalution decided to get lucky and relieve some stress.
C) what were you expecting; some long ass sexy story? wait, why are you even looking this up?...
God- "I'm so lazyyyyyyy... make the human race for me, will ya?"
adam- sure!
eve- *nags* why do we have to do it?
and so, the woman got to have menstral cycles and a hymen as punishment for being sassy to god. THE END! :D
and remember kids, sex is only fun with a rubber! or else you will get attacked by foreign aliens! (foreign aliens exagerated. they're really something much, much nastier.)
adam- sure!
eve- *nags* why do we have to do it?
and so, the woman got to have menstral cycles and a hymen as punishment for being sassy to god. THE END! :D
and remember kids, sex is only fun with a rubber! or else you will get attacked by foreign aliens! (foreign aliens exagerated. they're really something much, much nastier.)
by Callie! February 26, 2009
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