Calvin

This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.

Really hot girl-Isn’t Calvin so hot?
Ur mom-Calvin is really good at sports!

by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022

God

The guy who knows everyone including you.

God is the guy you see when you die.

by Calamity 69!!! January 04, 2022

Katie

This really beautiful girl who is smart, funny, kind, and literary should be every guy’s dream girl!

Guy 1-Do you want to date?
Katie-No, I like this to talk buff, handsome, good looking guy named Calvin.
Guy 1-walks away
Band-plays hello darkness my old friend.

by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022