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Definitions by Cal kestice

You
You’re gay
Gay by Cal kestice April 18, 2020

Nudes day 

You know The rules and so do I
Nudes day by Cal kestice April 18, 2020

Covid-19 

A spreadable disease that does not allow you to panic buy toilet paper
Guy1: did you hear about that global pandemic, Covid-19?
Guy2: yes it’s all over the fucking news, what the hell did you think? That I’ve been under a rock these past couple of months? My question is, did you just find out?
Guy1: I-I was only trying to hel-
Guy2: No-no we’ve been stuck in our houses for god knows how long and you’re asking me if I heard about it? Dumbass.
Covid-19 by Cal kestice April 18, 2020