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turtling

A homeless person walking the streets with a large box on their back looking much like a turtle. The box is their home, much like a turtle shell.
"Gordon is turtling because he lost his job and his wife threw him out."
"If I don't land this account I'll be turtling by sun-up."
"My Mom is a whacko and my brother is an idiot. Because of these morons I'll lose my house and may have to start turtling."
by Cal Varnson September 20, 2007
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risuckmydiculous

Something outlandish. When a person sees, says, or does something outrageous.
"The price of that hooker is risuckmydiculous."
"Sitting in a waiting room for 1 1/2 hours is risuckmydiculous."
by Cal Varnson September 21, 2007
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