Cal Buell's definitions

OLE MISS

Ole Miss is located in a shithole of North Mississippi. The typical Ole Miss male student can be seen wearing skinny jeans, ascot, bowtie, and pointed-toes shoes. The typical Ole Miss female student is a whore that is looking for a doctor or lawyer to take care of them. They live in a fantasy world where everything is fake.
In football, they think they are always #1, even though they are Vanderbilt's bitch in all sports.

Look how that idiot is dressed, he must be from Ole Miss.

by Cal Buell May 29, 2018

Taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevents a man from shitting on his nuts.

Ole Miss football players like to lick their taints before each game.

by Cal Buell October 28, 2015