flatlands

Area of flesh between a person's starfish and their front parts.

I pulled out and skeeted all over her flatlands

by Cal December 02, 2004

Morgue

The god-damn sexiest hunk of a man.
May be used to refer to a male who is tall, fantabulous in bed, amusing, compassionate, articulate and all-round special. Synonymous with "big hunky".

"Geez, that guy is a total Morgue."

also:

"I wish I had a Morgue".

and

"That chick thinks she is so it, now that she has a Morgue".

by Cal May 20, 2003