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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Cajun Cunnilingus

When a man or woman eats any variation of a hot pepper then proceeds to perform oral sex on a vagina or anus.
Friend 1: "I heard you gave Carly the Cajun Cunnilingus the other day"
Friend 2: "Yeah, she's gonna be walking funny for at least a week and a half, maybe more if the creams aren't effective"
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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