Cagedape's definitions

Bitch with a capital 'C'

A polite way of calling someone a 'cunt'. Bitch with a capital 'B' would be a super bitch, bitch on wheels, etc. Bitch with a capital 'C' ('C' being the first letter in 'cunt') is a clever way to get around saying the word 'cunt' in mixed or professional company.

For full effect, when saying this about someone, be sure to exercise the proper body language. I.e. raise one eyebrow, give a 'knowing' look, and slightly nod your head. Afterwards, follow up by saying, "You know what I'm saying?" and continue nodding to gain agreement from your audience.

Senator Clinton thinks she's all that, but really she's nothing but a bitch with a capital 'C'.

Lurlene think I's gonna work overtime tonite off da clock jus so she can make her bonus? Shiiiit! She be smoking som'tin. She ain't nuttin but a byatch with a capital 'C'.

by cagedape July 11, 2009

That's what I'm screaming

A statement of strong agreement. Similar to, but stronger than, 'I heard dat', 'Word', and "Dat's what I'm sayin".

Person 1: Bush absolutely ruined our economy.

Person 2: I couldn't agree with you more. That's what I'm screaming.

Person 1: Dis dj is off da chain!

Person 2: Dat's what I'm screamin.

Person 1: Shaneyney booty be on time, u know what I'm sayin my nigga?

Person 2: Trudat my brotha! U ain't neva lied! Dat's wat I'm screamin!

by cagedape July 6, 2009

Baker's fag

Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.

"Dude, Will is so friggin gay. I mean, he's a baker's fag. He'd suck 13 cocks for the price of 12.

by cagedape May 29, 2009