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A man who doesn't put up with any sort of childish bullshit or blasphemy. God's left hand man; also, he is down with Jesus.
According to legend, a group of youngsters came up and proceed ed to steal a Bible from the Boylan. In all his power, he sent two hungry she-bears by the power of his almost-divine will to tear them limb from limb...Let's just say he got his Bible back.
by Cable Box November 22, 2006
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