Jezreel looks like a really competent, mean, and inconsiderate guy. He always has an angry expression on his face, but really, he’s a super down to earth guy. He’s nice to everyone and he also knows everyone, everyone likes him because he’s super generous and funny, sure he makes really inappropriate jokes but those jokes will most likely make you laugh... or uncomfortable, but don’t worry because Jezreels will make you not uncomfortable by making another joke that is less inappropriate. Jezreels tend to be really talented and athletic, he plays a lot video games and he’s attracted to girls with same humour as him. Jezreels are good at volleyball even if they don’t like it, their heights average around 5’5-5’9 and they make good use of their heights. Jezreels like to hide what they really feel, they hide their sadness or anxiety with jokes and smiles. Jezreels make everyone laugh and smile even with a really dumb joke... somehow. Most importantly, Jezreels are really rare and most likely you’ll meet them once in your life, or even never, make sure to spend time with them as much as you can because Jezreels don’t have much time in their hands.
“Do you know that guy right there that makes everyone laugh?”
“Oh yeah that’s Jezreel, he’ll always make you laugh”
“Oh yeah that’s Jezreel, he’ll always make you laugh”
by Cabinet Shampoo December 14, 2019