1. When your sitting around in a non-intimate environment with your girlfriend and you get a random unwanted boner. Most of the time it has nothing to do with actually being horny which sucks even more... Good luck mate, just think of Dr. Phil's face for a whole 5 seconds and it'll help get rid of it..sometimes..Just pray you don't have to get up.
2. Somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random ass boner usually needing to use the bathroom. Its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don't piss all over the floor. Good luck again Dr. Phil's face....
2. Somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random ass boner usually needing to use the bathroom. Its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don't piss all over the floor. Good luck again Dr. Phil's face....
1. I was with my girlfriend at her house and things started to go well then her parents got home and she grabbed my hand to introduce me to them. I had to quickly visualize Doctor Phil to get rid of my unwanted erection
2. Tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. Thank God she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his "cell phone" in his "pocket" of his boxers. Tom then rolled down the stairs and pissed all over the down stairs bathroom
2. Tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. Thank God she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his "cell phone" in his "pocket" of his boxers. Tom then rolled down the stairs and pissed all over the down stairs bathroom
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 29, 2011
Get the unwanted erection mug.Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.
Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"
Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.
Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 07, 2010
Get the Room temperature IQ mug.The worst endurance exercize ever. I seriously can not think of anything worse. Usually done on foot but can be applied to biking as well. Basically your coach for whatever sport will take you to a steep hill on a nice hot day (he won't do this unless its at least 90 degrees) and tells you to run your sorry ass up and down the hill some ludacris amount, always above 20. Someone is guarenteed to throw up with at least one person being hauled out in an ambulance. This sick twisted workout gets you endurance up but when your doing it you would rather die.
Example one
Crew coach: alright rowers seeing as its a nice 90 degree day and the water is to perfect to row in we are going to run a mile to that hill over their to do 30 hills
Rowers: *die a little inside already*
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Football coach: alright gentlemen we are going to do hills!
Athletes: hey coach, fuck you.
Crew coach: alright rowers seeing as its a nice 90 degree day and the water is to perfect to row in we are going to run a mile to that hill over their to do 30 hills
Rowers: *die a little inside already*
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Football coach: alright gentlemen we are going to do hills!
Athletes: hey coach, fuck you.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 31, 2010
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