Fist of fire

When you soak your fist in habanero hot sauce and then shove it in your girl's pussy.

Warning: This sex act can lead to tears or premature divorce.

I gave Sally the old fist of fire last night. She f**king loved it.

by CG Badman June 17, 2017

Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 17, 2017

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 17, 2017