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Fist of fire

When you soak your fist in habanero hot sauce and then shove it in your girl's pussy.

Warning: This sex act can lead to tears or premature divorce.
I gave Sally the old fist of fire last night. She f**king loved it.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
mugGet the Fist of firemug.

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
mugGet the Jam wagon-wheelingmug.

Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes
See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
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