What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes
See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.
When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.
That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
Buy a
Jam wagon-wheeling
mug!
