CBT Guy's definitions

oracle, the

Def 1: "Tim" a.k.a. all knowing
Def 2: one who can say "I knew that" or begin sentences with "actually..."
Def 3: One who knows about everything, but can't recall how the know it to be the truth.

person: "hey Tim, can you"
(abrupt interruption)
Tim: "yeah person, if you're using version 8.6 and install the SDK enhancement tools"

by CBT Guy October 22, 2003