Definitions by C.I. Moan

Maleopause 

opposite of female's version of Menopause, when a male goes through change of life, depression, mid life crisis, reduction of testosterone, erectile dysfunction, reduced sex drive, and decreased frequency of morning erection. difficulty in engaging in vigorous physical activity, inability to walk one kilometer, inability to bend or stoop, low energy, feeling sad, and fatigue.

girl, my man cant get it up in the morning anymore, i think he gots maleopause!

Maleopause by C.I. Moan August 13, 2010

Bloodgeon 

when you rub your hand on your pussy during your period and then rub your hand in your partner's face

I was bloodgeoned by my girlfriend last night because i pissed her off.

Bloodgeon by C.I. Moan August 3, 2010