Definitions by C.H.I.P.

kthedges 

ancient swahili tribesman easily distinguished from the masses by trademark jean shorts and overall lack of fashion sense; motor skills especially erratic, particularly when walking or pointing at computer icons

"Dude, I was at this bar talking to Sarah when a total kthedges came up and cock blocked me."

kthedges by C.H.I.P. April 28, 2004