Definitions by C.C.K.

Gummy Gaynor 

The practice of creepily flashing an unproportional amount of gums when speaking in a highly sexual way while instictively caressing and or grinding on the nearest male species.

Dude, I said hullo to gummy Gaynor and she grabbed my balls.

Gummy Gaynor by C.C.K. January 23, 2006

thigh sex 

a guy has sexual intercourse with a female through her clamped thighs. could be done male to male as well. Also can be completed by two women with the aid of a plaid strap on. KY jelly is an excellent aid to avoid the inflamed ghandi.

Occurs when a hardcore slut is unable to produce the neccesary love juice and then proceeds to clamp her legs upon the noble steed that she is riding and has him wholehartedly thrust his penial projectile between her lucious thighs to create thigh sex.

thigh sex by C.C.K. January 23, 2006