Definitions by C. Frey

agriculture 

Culture for people who don't like culture. Kind of like computer culture, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I work in agriculture so I have no friends.

agriculture by C. Frey October 8, 2008

melba toast 

Toast for people who don't like toast. Kind of like computer toast, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I eat melba toast, so I have no friends.

melba toast by C. Frey March 17, 2008

eggburger 

Burgers for people who don't like burgers. Kind of like computerburgers, except more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I eat eggburgers, so I have no friends.

eggburger by C. Frey March 9, 2008

Animal Ideas 

Ideas for people who don't like ideas. Kind of like computer ideas, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I have animal ideas so I have no friends.

Animal Ideas by C. Frey August 22, 2006

cover letter 

Letters for people who don't like letters. Kind of like computer letters, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I write cover letters so I have no friends.

cover letter by C. Frey August 22, 2006

blogosphere 

A sphere for people who don't like spheres. Kind of like the computersphere, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I post on the blogosphere so I have no friends.

blogosphere by C. Frey August 17, 2006

Cosmetology

Ology for people who don't like ology. Kind of like computerology, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I study cosmetology so I have no friends.

Cosmetology by C. Frey July 31, 2006