C. Bartoe's definitions

jelly rat

when opening a new bottle of smuckers jelly, this is the rat that may randomly pop out and devour your facial features. NOTE: only in strawberry or grape flavors

theres a jelly rat on my toast!!!

by C. Bartoe March 21, 2008

cath bag

one that lies or exaggerates (poorly) about experiences in a pathetic attempt to seem like a bad-ass. this behavior is most common in those who follow catholic beleifs.

Hoy is such a cath bag. he is white and told me that he has 10 inches.

by C. Bartoe March 20, 2008