when opening a new bottle of smuckers jelly, this is the rat that may randomly pop out and devour your facial features. NOTE: only in strawberry or grape flavors
one that lies or exaggerates (poorly) about experiences in a pathetic attempt to seem like a bad-ass. this behavior is most common in those who follow catholic beleifs.
Hoy is such a cath bag. he is white and told me that he has 10 inches.