a black male, usually between the ages of 16-38, answers mainly to "Red", "Black", "Dread", or any single letter of the alphabet. Qualifications include:
1) must always have a full voice mail box
2) must always be within 15-25 minutes away from anywhere
3) must own the biggest, loudest, most noticable car,as well as a keen knack for undesired attention from law enforcement
4) !!!VERY IMPORTANT!!! Must be able to live in another time dimension at least 45 minutes behind Earth.
"Red is sending his cousin,Black over. He is on I 95, and will be here in 15 minutes. Please look out for his neon green Impala with christmas lights.....