Definitions by C L G

Alkali Shake 

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.

"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"

Alkali Shake by C L G June 28, 2018

Beryllium Pie 

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.

"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."

Beryllium Pie by C L G June 28, 2018

Magnesium Pie 

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.

"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."

Magnesium Pie by C L G June 28, 2018

3WD 

When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets a burst tyre.

"DAMN!!! MY CAR'S BURST IT'S TYRE!!!"
"Don't worry, Sugarnut. At least it's still a 3WD!"

3WD by C L G June 3, 2018

1WD 

1 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 3 burst tyres.

"NO! DAMNNNN!!! THAT'S THE THIRD TYRE GONE!"
"Hehe.. Sugarnut.. Now we have a 1WD!"

1WD by C L G June 3, 2018

0wd 

No Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 4 burst tyres.

".... There goes my last tyre. Damn.."
".. Yes, Honeynut... Now it's just a 0WD..."

0wd by C L G June 3, 2018

2WD

2 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 2 burst tyres.

"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!! ANOTHER TYRES GONE!"
"Sugarnut, try to relax... It's still got two wheels. 2WD can be attractive to some people!"

2WD by C L G June 3, 2018