Definitions by Butthole Connoisseur

Cockfuck 

When you get your cock stuck in the zip

"I once heard my father scream in agony when he got cockfucked"

Cockfuck by Butthole Connoisseur July 15, 2022

Schlongbomb

When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it

"I drugged my father and did a schlongbomb on him"

Schlongbomb by Butthole Connoisseur July 15, 2022

butthole brownie

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"

butthole brownie by Butthole Connoisseur July 14, 2022