Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Butthole Connoisseur

Cockfuck

When you get your cock stuck in the zip

"I once heard my father scream in agony when he got cockfucked"

When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it

"I drugged my father and did a schlongbomb on him"

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"