Definitions by Buttered Sausage

Pirate piss 

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice

The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.

Pirate piss by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024

Pirate piss 

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.

Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.

Pirate piss by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024

Dryce bum

When you go on a bender drinking moose head dry ice beer and have the most horrific hot wet shits the next day from all the dry ice you consumed.

Donnie has got a heavy case of dryce bum from last night and he’s really paying for it today with his squealed up underwear and lava pouring out of his keister.

Dryce bum by Buttered Sausage February 22, 2024

Bowl Bark 

The act of taking an absolute war cannon of a shit with so much back pressure that chunks of feces fuse to the back of the porcelain, creating what is known as bowl bark

I just went in the shit house and left a ton of bowl bark behind

Bowl Bark by Buttered Sausage September 12, 2023