Buttcrust Bobby's definitions

Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Power shart

The act of exerting additional force while sharting, to yield maximum discharge quantity of fecal matter.

I added some extra force to that power shart. Now my diaper is full.

by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019

shartleberry

A dingleberry that has been thoroughly saturated in shart liquid.

I had some dingleberries lingering on my butt pubes all day. Then I made the mistake of eating a burrito. I sharted, and when I stood up, a shartleberry left a skidmark all the way down my leg!

by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019