Definitions by Buttcrust Bobby

Puerto Rican neck massage 

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

Puerto Rican neck massage by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Power shart 

The act of exerting additional force while sharting, to yield maximum discharge quantity of fecal matter.

I added some extra force to that power shart. Now my diaper is full.

Power shart by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019

shartleberry 

A dingleberry that has been thoroughly saturated in shart liquid.

I had some dingleberries lingering on my butt pubes all day. Then I made the mistake of eating a burrito. I sharted, and when I stood up, a shartleberry left a skidmark all the way down my leg!

shartleberry by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019