Definitions by Bush Dr

LPJ

Lake Powell Jesus, a mythical person that roams lake Powell and rescues boaters in life threatening situations

Boater in distress: mayday mayday my boat is sinking in the narrows and I have women and children on board

Police: it is too dark out for us, better call LPJ

LPJ: I’m on my way, god damn it

LPJ by Bush Dr September 10, 2023

GPY 

Go punch yourself

John: hey Mark, when can we play some golf? Mike and I need to win some $$$ from u
Mark: GPY

GPY by Bush Dr September 3, 2022