Bump Rider's definitions

textual relationship

A person with whom you've exchanged cel phone numbers, but you never actually hang out, you just text each other occasionally.

She: Hey, I just got a text from Rajeev, remember when we met him at the park last year?

He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?

She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.

by Bump Rider July 3, 2009

high deductability

A person who has a high deductability is hot, but so unintelligent that you want to duct tape their mouth shut so they don't ruin it by speaking.

Judging from his acting roles, Keanu Reeves seems to have a high deductability.

by Bump Rider January 26, 2009