Definitions by Bum Fluff

toucaphant 

A person with large ears and a large nose. Usually surrounded by its tribe of toucaphants willing to attack any living being with vagina! Commen to Liam's.

Dont get them angry because the toucaphants will shoot tiny droplets of toucapoops at you.

toucaphant by Bum Fluff January 13, 2008