Definitions by Bulldog fan

Muff-Martyr 

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.

That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:

Muff-Martyr by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016

Poohnami 

Flatulence released into a body of water creating a tidal wave effect.

Chris caused a Poohnami when he ripped one in the pool.

Poohnami by Bulldog fan August 30, 2013