upyourassinating

When you got shit you need to be doing and butt stuff has got you procrastinating.

Babe, I can’t get nothing done because I’m upyourassinating.

by Buffarilla June 03, 2021

hogladon

A giant bitch that looks like she’s half pig and half dinosaur.

There were a bunch of hogladons around the pool.

by Buffarilla December 17, 2021