Non-Contextual

When someone is texting you several times in a row and you are not replying; usually for several days in a row.

A mix of the words "non-consensual" and "text" as they are texting you repeatedly without your consent.
"Dude this chick has been texting me for days and I haven't replied once. It's obviously non-contextual but she isn't catching on."

"This guy got my number on Facebook and has been texting me ever since, I haven't replied so it's completely non-contextual."
by bucsfan846 September 11, 2011
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Chipwreck

When you dip a chip and the chip breaks off in the dip.
This salsa keeps causing me to chipwreck
by Bucsfan846 August 25, 2015
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