Definitions by Bruce Slaypiece

Ticket to Slaytown 

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

Ticket to Slaytown by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008