Definitions by Bruce R

barking pumpkin 

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence

Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.

barking pumpkin by Bruce R April 28, 2008

lindsay blohan 

anything of poor quality, shabbiness, below average, really bad

What did you think of the movie?

In a word, it was lindsay blohan.

lindsay blohan by Bruce R April 28, 2008