Bruce Lee Majors's definitions

Kung Jitsu

(1) Any mixed martial art.

(2) Any martial art whose name you can't remember.

PETER: Poindexter beat up Leroy?

BOBBY: Yeah, he used some kind of Kung Jitsu stuff on him!

by Bruce Lee Majors July 23, 2006

Van Damage

To wreck havoc upon evil-doers Jean Claude Van Dam style.

You an' yo' babe are in a bar. Drunk ruffian comes up to your girl and does an Etch-A-Sketch. He and his buds laugh.
You to your brutha: Hey dude, it's time to do some Van Damage.
Your brutha: Yo' Bro', let's get it on!

by Bruce Lee Majors May 16, 2006